I passed! I passed with a 93% too. No more skin of my teeth stuff.

So now I had a half a day to kill before my flight. I had the perfect plan too. I was going to go to The Holy Land Experience. It was going to be just as much fun as the trip to the Creation Museum. The SO and I saw it when we were here in March. Personally I think that a true Holy Land Experience would involve a lot of checkpoints and the occasional bombing but that doesn’t seem to be the case here. Unfortunately that doesn’t seem to be the theme here.

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Look at that! That’s one of the entrances. You won’t see that in Israel, I bet.

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Another gate. Lions stomping on snakes.

It is closed on Sunday though. So sad. I”m going to have to get there eventually.

I’m killing time at the mall now. I ended up at Nordstrom Rack. I tried on a pair of fancy brand jeans and got my FOOT stuck in the CALF of the jeans. I had to sit down and yank my foot out of it. The pants were supposed to be my size and everything.

Then I tried shoes. The SO thinks I”m being mean when I say that I”m glad he’s short so I don’t buy heels. But he really is saving me from myself.

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Look at these. I feel like Dorothy but if I tried to walk on a brick road I’d break an ankle. Sorry for my clashy socks.

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These are Ivanka Trump brand. I tried to get a picture with them on but almost fell down. I could one put on one without hurting myself anyway. If she can walk in those for a whole day she deserves her millions.