I have offended _he _lack-_erry gods. I had one of _hose phones for years. She was a good phone. However she _ecame ou_ of da_e. She was replaced wi_h a shiny new Droid.
_he gods are angry. Firs_, _he _rowser crashed over and over. I replaced the phone today. Now the t and b buttons don’t work on the keyboard. Note that two sentences ago they decided to magically start working again. There are evil Blackberry spirits haunting my new phones. I’m not sure how to appease them.
